Top-10 Worst Bible Names for 2012

For those of you considering naming your future child after a Biblical character, here are a few names I suggest staying away from for the sake of your child’s emotional security (and your ability to pronounce their name):
1. Nebuchadnezzar
2. Ahasuerus
3. Shealtiel
4. Amminadab
5. Methuselah
(Seriously. Can you imagine your poor baby kindergartner learning to write these names?)
6. Jidlaph
7. Jehoshaphat
8. Mahalaleel (this might be my favorite)
9. Hazarmoveth (that’s a good one too)
10. Arpachshad
There are so many more options, but you get the picture- God has a sense of humor. 
Remember to laugh. God is the author of joy. 


One thought on “Top-10 Worst Bible Names for 2012

  1. whitt says:

    Kinda reminds me of another great name – Motumbu.

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